I’d like to think the best of me is still up my sleeve.
Forgive me first love, but I'm too tired. I'm...
When you try to flirt with your crush
devinfabulous: Expectation Reality ahahahah
The New Yorker: Quiz: How Well Do You Know the... →
newyorker: College freshmen are more stressed out than ever, according to a survey of more than two hundred thousand students, which found that an increasing pressure to succeed has led to decreasing emotional health. So I’ll offer a caveat to this week’s quiz: if you are prone to a decrease in emotional…
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
whitewashedindianftw: chefgusteau-: w-epeoplesayiamthatswhatimnot: MY HEART IS RACING !! I AM SO EXCITED AJFHKSDFJ I think I may just watch it for them two… OKAY OSCAR PARTY AT MY HOUSE.
I'm just a fool learning loving somebody don't...
Reblog if you literally can't stop thinking about...
When people tell me not to act weird in public.
“bitch please, I’m making your day entertaining.” yup
My tongues the only muscle on my body that works...
….that’s what she said. but yeah i agree.
You’ve got to stop falling for people when they give the slightest bit of...
When you get that awkward shiver.
halfbloodbroski: and you’re like
Okay fine... Don't text back.
ivanakillyou: jeslynkimm: hahahahaha oh andy bernard you slay me
jeenafilipina: “Nothing Lasts Forever” — Maroon...
My Childhood>Your Childhood.
purpderp: alexarose45: Lizzie Mcguire anddd Brittney Spears ftw. <3333 but Bratz and Powerpuff girls were both my childhood … justin timberlake hahahahahaha
people are always full of surprises
That awkward moment
imseeingstarz: thatawkwardmoment: when you try to change your password to ‘my dick’ but the website doesn’t let you because it says it’s too long. allllll the timeeeeeee! my life
blackpolosandsweaters: musicjunkie20: fireking: The voice cast of Spongebob redubs Casablanca, Singin’ in the Rain, and The Godfather. nothing more needs be said bloody brilliant. I’m pretty sure I’d watch old movies a lot more often if they were redubbed by the Spongebob Squarepants voice cast. I died.
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
imseeingstarz: teacher: did i give up any homework? whole class: no we didnt have any homework.. nerd: uhm yes we did guys.. whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt. lol i hate that so much Lol at the whole class gif. That’s my face right thurrrrr.
Awkward aka STFU moment when
Some asian guy comes and sits next to you on the train, asks what station you’re getting off at, where you live, and if you are also korean when you just want to listen to your ipod and be left the fck alone.
victory is always possible for the one who refuses...
seeimsmiling36: kittensandalcohol: legitimatelauren-: BACK WHEN DISNEY STARS COULD ACTUALLY SING. Yes, it was muchhh better back then. Christy is the best, and she’s been on broadway, hayyy. But they’re all pretty good (EXCEPT HILARY DUFF BLEGHHHH)
so i asked my mom to buy corn tortillas for dinner...
*opening up the grocery bag*
Me: Lettuce, cheese, and tortilla chips. Where are the tortillas mom?
Mom: Right in front of your face. Use your eyes.
Me: These are...chips.
Mom: Oh I thought they were the same thing. I was standing in the aisle looking at them wondering why you wanted them because I thought you were on a diet.
Me: Yeah, I'm not going to eat these.