where did you come from?
an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug
buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
I love it when a guy wolf whistles, it turns me on. The way they honk their cars...– No girl, ever (via hylianbabe)
videohall: Hugging people prank Awww! “Want a bite of my burger?” at 1:00 That dude is the chillest dude ever.
I just am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life....– Holland Roden (via standtallhavepridebehappy)
once you do what you have to, they’ll never let you do what you want to.
it makes me really angry whenever i see you pop up on my gchat but i can’t bring myself to take you off my buddy list.
those people that you meet in your life who are so annoyingly perfect in ways that you wish you were
"There are plenty of fish in the sea"
That phrase…. If you’re always spending your time fishing for said fish…you’ll come across more worms then…#AMIRIGHT?!
Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while...
1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t mean you would be a midget if you were bald. 2. “Fortune” is a word for having a lot of money and for having a lot of luck, but that does not mean the word has two definitions. 3. Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When...
sometimes I wonder if I have unrealistic expectations of myself
it's a great day to be alive
FML I JUST DROPPED MY RING ON THE FLOOR OF MY ROOM AFTER ATTEMPTING TO PUT IT ON A JEWELRY DISH. IT BOUNCED OFF THE CARPET, HIT MY TOE AND IS NOW NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ACTUALLY FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY LOST MY OTHER SENTIMENTAL RING. edit: THANK YOU ST. ANTHONY
When people post their political opinions on...
On counseling students
fyeahraraccoon: whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs: This, OMG, this.
A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes...– http://www.pbs.org/kued/nosafeplace/articles/nightmare.html (via alullaby) This reminds me of a discussion we had in school, and one girl was talking about living in fear of her safety because she is a girl, and this guy chimed in and was all “It’s hard for guys too! I’m so awkward around girls!...
on intense repeat
When someone thinks you're serious, when you're...
In this country, ‘American’ means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.– Toni Morrison (via raptivist)
Live a few years of your life like most people...
Anyone have a live stream of the olympics online?